Lies, Deceit and Manipulation

Here this goes...

2 weeks back, Seri told us about a website that was supposebly having the knowledge of knowing whatever is currently going on with you, like who are you sitting next to, what is the color of the shirt you're wearing right now, how many people are in the room....... you get my drift. Well, it was fun for her at first, but as time goes by, the website (or rather, the person on the other end of the website) was spooking the jitters of them folks, claiming that this guy (his name's Peter, btw) has no legs, and all sorts of horrid disfigurement upon his body. There was a time that Peter was also gonna peek out from their bedroom window. And because of that, Seri had to spend the nite at her friend's place, and had to go to work from Ampang.

Aik? Apsal lak aku tetibe nk blog dlm English ni? Pttnye kene la campur. Br la nmpk masyarakat majmuk. Ok.......sorry, a wee bit of commercial there. So, balik ke story asal.

So, minah ni expect la kitorg try web peter ni, which aku kate aku maleh nk try, sbb bnyk lg bende berpekdah yg aku leh buat. Tapi mlm tu si Faisal bleh lak nk try site tu, and bgtau kat diorg the findings of teh web. Siap Seri kate nk tdo ngan mummy dia lg. Pergh, dasat jgk penangan web ni.

So, beberapa hari slps tu, di satu weekend yg agak boring la jgk, teringat lak pasal web ni. So aku pun google la. Suddenly, ader lak link on the 'trick behind peteranswer'. Hmmmmm....... yg tu lak aku click dlu. So, godek punye godek punye godek punye godek punye godek punye godek......... br la aku tau trick dia tu. Cis, Seri ni dh kene con la plak ngan kawan dia. Teruk jgk dia kene con, smpi x brani tdo mlm lak.

So, immediately aku call Faisal. Sound kat dia yg aku dh tau dh trick dia. Faisal suruh diam, and suggest yg kitorg teruskan con the girls. Hmm......menarik jgk. But if we're gonna do it, might as well we do it my way. Since I think I make a better con artist that Faisal. So, biar la kejap dlm 2-3 hari (xleh nmpk obvious), and still pretending that I hadn't the faintest clue about this site.

So, every now and then, we brought it up here and there. And apparebtly Qlah also has been dabbing around with the keyboard a bit kat web peter ni. Sampai la satu malam tu, Faisal suda ym aku, sbb dia dh naik terkujat jgk. Si Qlah ni tunjuk la yg dia saje tanye pasal plat number Faisal. But instead of displaying his car licensce (which is gonna be so obvious), kuar lak kat website tu number plat lain. But the rather creepy part is, kuar plat moto dia yg dh lame dia x pakai. So, Faisal tanye la aku, mcm mane lak si Qlah ni leh tau pasal moto dia. Aku seperti biase, mmg la buat xtau jer. Sbb in the 1st place, bkn idea aku pun nk con2 org ni. Better aku con sorg2, sbb ssh nk plan ngan org.

Sampai la 2 nights ago kat Old Town, when I mention that peter skg ni layan Faisal jer, there out of the blue, Seri sound kat Faisal yg si Faisal ni dh tau trick website peter. Hmmmm, interesting turn of events. So, ibarat mcm selama ni Seri cube nk con kitorg. And as usual, she didn't know that I already know, since they still think that I haven't gone through the site.

Then, another 180 degrees happened last night. Aku tgh dinner ngan Qlah, and told her a bit of what we had been planning. AND......she confessed that she too, knew about the website trick. But what suprises me is, dia dapat tau plat Faisal sbb dia pasang spy kat Faisal. Pergh, si Boy dh ade stalker sendiri. Powerrrr tuuuuuuuu. Tapi bile aku tanye Qlah, dia xnk lak bgtau spy yg mcm mane lak tu.

So, in short:

• Seri probably lied to us at the very beginning lagi. Dasat jgk dia pura2 ngan menjerit la, tdo ngan mummy la. Tertipu jgk la aku ngan acting dia.
• Faisal was thinking about conning the girls into scaring the boots our of 'em. Even though the plan didn't worked, but mmg dh lay out satu plan yg agak gempak, and will probably take another month to fully executed.
• Qlah lak buat2 mcm xtau jer pasal website tu. Tapi bleh lak kuar no moto Faisal, sampai si Boy ni tertanye2 lak mcm mane nombor moto dia leh kuar. Padahal pasang spy.
• Me? Aku pura2 buat2 xtau jer. Cume ader la involvement dalam nk con the girls ni.

In conclusion? WE'RE A BUNCH OF LIARS